


Profiles Dane

by Davey-Malucci



Category: Queer as Folk
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2003-08-28
Updated: 2003-08-28
Packaged: 2013-06-19 10:49:54
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 498
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1496956/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/376347/Davey-Malucci
Summary: The miserable one of the group, Londoner Dane, gets the e-mail! (QAF UK)





	Profiles Dane

TO : miserablelondoner@hotmail.com  
  
FROM: dancingqueen69@hotmail.com  
  
Name: Dane  
  
Age: Probably too old now  
  
Occupation: Software designer  
  
Location: Manchester at the moment  
  
Height: I'm probably either too short or too tall  
  
Weight: Probably too fat knowing my luck  
  
Sexual Preference: Men, not that any of them are interested in me, I'm probably infertile too  
  
Religion: I don't have one  
  
Nicknames: Don't have any  
  
~~~~LIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Any I do like will probably be really pathetic  
  
Movie: Titanic, the ending is so sad, it's beautiful  
  
Music: Anything with a nice slow beat  
  
Sound: Alexander can be quite funny when he's telling jokes. I'll never be that funny.  
  
Smell: Alexander's aftershave, I'll never smell that nice.  
  
Book: The sadder the better  
  
Song: 'Everybody hurts' by REM  
  
Winter Activity: Going out and trying to cop off  
  
Summer Activity: Going out and trying to cop off, but obviously I fail.  
  
Food: I'm too fat!  
  
Drink: Wine  
  
Who do you love the most: Alexander, but he probably doesn't feel the same way, just my luck that is  
  
~~~~DISLIKES~~~~  
  
TV Show: Doctor Who, I don't care how much Vince likes it  
  
Movie: 'It's a wonderful life' one thing to say about that, no, it isn't  
  
Music: The stuff at Via Fossa is too uplifting for my liking and I can't dance anyway  
  
Sound: my own voice  
  
Smell: me, I probably smell really bad  
  
Book: Anything with a happy ending, particularly romance because knowing my luck, I'll never find love like that  
  
Song: 'Let me entertain you' by Robbie Williams because it's so cheerful  
  
Winter Activity: watching TV alone in my flat back in London  
  
Summer Activity: same as above  
  
Who do you hate the most: myself! Why can I be more like Alexander? Or good looking like Stuart? Or friendly and nice like Vince? Or young like Nathan? Why can't I be funny like Hazel?  
  
~~~~DO YOU~~~~  
  
Have sex: Not very often and when I do I'm probably rubbish at it  
  
Drink: Yes  
  
Smoke: Yes  
  
Do drugs: No  
  
~~~~RANDOMOSITY ROUND!~~~~  
  
If the world was going to end tomorrow I would: Try to get Alexander  
  
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years time: Probably holed up in my flat wishing that I could be more like my friends  
  
Words/Phrases you use a lot: 'I bet I'm infertile' 'Knowing my luck'  
  
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be: Everything  
  
Greatest life accomplishment: Meeting Princess Diana  
  
Would you go up to a random person and kiss them: Probably but knowing my luck they wouldn't like it  
  
What's under your bed: Nothing, I'm quite clean  
  
Finally, how do you feel about this survey? indifferent 


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